penners28 2:40 Mon Nov 2
These swegway/hoverboard things...
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Anyone bought one? My little girl wants one for xmas however the price differences are huge, and there doesnt seem to be one defining brand available.
Plus reading horror stories in the press about plugs exploding etc.
I'm sure I say HATRED was thinking about buying some?
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riosleftsock
6:14 Mon Nov 2
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kicksie3
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dicksie3
6:11 Mon Nov 2
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Another gimmick for look-at-me, hipster-bearded arsehole wankers...
I'll kick the next cunt I see on one...
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Nurse Ratched
6:07 Mon Nov 2
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Give over, you old cripple. ;-)
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southlondonhammer
6:03 Mon Nov 2
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you really are a SAINT(s) Penners
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JONESY
6:02 Mon Nov 2
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nurse.....
I thought I was too!
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Ricky Bobby
5:52 Mon Nov 2
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Bird at work got one for her Son, had to return it because the motor in one wheel was stronger than the other so it would never go straight!!
Common problem by all accounts.
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riosleftsock
5:51 Mon Nov 2
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I want one of these things, how much are they? How fast can they go?
Would they withstand an impact with an adult male?
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Grumpster
5:49 Mon Nov 2
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joe royal 5:33 Mon Nov 2
I once innocently asked a black girl at work if she used to have a wog box when she was younger.
I literally had never even thought about why they were known as that, as you even heard the saying on tv etc (different times).
Still great mates 17/18 years later, so no harm done thought she wouldn't talk to me for weeks ;o)
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Leonard Hatred
5:45 Mon Nov 2
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GHETTOBLASTERS
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joe royal
5:33 Mon Nov 2
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They weren't called boom boxes in my day.
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chim chim cha boo
5:30 Mon Nov 2
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Standing outside Marks and Spencer in Camden on Saturday evening, shit-foul mood because we've lost, just got off a bus with some fat baby-factory and her 45 year-old nan on it who'd called her girls Summer, Angel and Tiffany (if she was going to name a kid after a shop Tiffany should have been called Poundland) when some CUNT, black, dreads, Chicago Bulls vest with a really loud and shitty massive boombox clamped to his ear races past on the pavement on one of those stupid fucking things.
The way he was almost dancing and nodding his head to the music- well I'm no psychologist but my guess was he thought he looked cool and was trying to get noticed. I wanted to beat his brains to a bloody pulp with an iron bar.
I think I tend to overreact when we lose.
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Shandyboy
5:07 Mon Nov 2
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ONE WAY TO MAKE YOUR KIDS FAT
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Gavros
4:47 Mon Nov 2
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there's this thing called a BIKE....
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Nurse Ratched
4:46 Mon Nov 2
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I'm pretty confident and competent physically, Jonesy. Reckon I could master it.
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young woody
4:44 Mon Nov 2
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I would pay good money to watch Penners on this.
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Annony
4:37 Mon Nov 2
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Kids have it easy these days, was a hovercraft in my day, drinks flying past your head and puke all down your strides.
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JONESY
4:28 Mon Nov 2
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they are not as easy as the kids make them look!
both my kids have them and swish around, spinning and turning, stopping and starting like it's the easiest thing in the world.
then I tried....
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Nurse Ratched
4:05 Mon Nov 2
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They look like fun. I would like one.
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Gavros
3:57 Mon Nov 2
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well that's ended that thread then.
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Leonard Hatred
3:48 Mon Nov 2
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They're all made of the same components.
Illegal to use on roads and pavements in this country, so a bit pointless really.
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1964
3:05 Mon Nov 2
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Years ago when roller blades first came out my daughter pleaded for us to get her a pair.
Within half an hour we were in A&E with her arm broken.
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